INTRODUCING I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRAH.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this "bro" business, brah? We're not bros, brah. We're brahs, brah. If you want bro status, you gotta earn it, brah. Like our bro Bro-né Bro-wn says, you've got to put marbles in the jar, brah. Every time you earn our trust, you put a marble in the jar, brah. And when that jar's, like, hella full of marbles? Then we're bros, brah. Until then, we're brahs, brah. So, say "sick sunglasses, brah," brah. Not bro, brah. Peace.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS