INTRODUCING SELLS HOUSE, BUYS VAN.
What's the big deal, brah? A van is basically a house with wheels. And searching for the perfect wave is basically a job. You wake up early and put on a uniform (a wetsuit and sunnies). Then you go to the office (the ocean) and get your frickin' grind on. So what if there's no money? The only currency you need...is the current sea. Boom. Sell your house and buy a van, brah. It's legit worth it, brah. Do it now, brah.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS